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Keyser Soze

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Joined on 18-Nov-2008
Reviews Posted 117
Comments on Reviews 12
Contribution Status Excellent ()
Contribution Level 273.33

Average Review Ratings

Food 5.82
Atmosphere 6.07
Service 5.91
Price 6.04
Overall 6.09

About Keyser Soze

Here are a list of thoughts I've compiled. These are my new rules when dining out (work in progress).

Never have the "ethnic" dish at a non-ethnic restaurant. It's never good and flavor has been watered down so as not to overwhelm the masses.

When possible, try peering into the kitchen to get a sense of how clean a restaurant really is. Bathrooms are a good indication as well.

Never order a dish that requires hours of braising in a restaurant that is barely occupied. It's frozen and not going to be freshly made.

Never ask a server his/her recommendation. This person has no clue what you consider good.

If a server recommends an alternative when you haven't requested one, don't take it. They are only interested in selling high profit margin food.

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